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[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Alexei: People have said that I'm quick at math.

Yelena: Okay, what's 54 times 23?

Alexei: 187.

Yelena: Not even close.

Alexei: Yeah, but I was quick!

[romanoffshouse]

Wanda: Y/N, are you crying?

Y/N: No, I'm just having an allergic reaction.

Wanda: To what?

Y/N: Life.

[leorobotsworld]

Yang: You're killing my tough huntress personality

Jaune: Who's a good girl?

Yang: *blushing* ...me

[andersonsgf]

Natasha, during training: Alright, listen up, you little shits. Not you, Y/n. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled to have you here.

[wolfer13579]

Alastor: *Barges into Lucifer’s room* Are you alright, my darling?

Lucifer: Yeah. Why? What’s up?

Alastor: I thought I heard something loud drop.

Lucifer: That was my shirt.

Alastor: Your shirt fell and made that noise?

Lucifer: I was inside of it.

[incorrectpokemon-quotes]

Ash: Gary gave me a get better soon card once.

Dawn: Aww, that's sweet!

Ash: But I wasn't sick. He just thought I could do better.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Venti: I wasn't that drunk.

Diluc: You were using the flashlight on your phone to find your phone.

[autisticzenitsu]

Zenitsu, to Tanjiro: I love laying my head on your chest when you're sleeping so I can hear you breathe. Aoi, to Inosuke: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how loud you are and why I can't sleep.

[pathetic-dreamy]

Harry: Is something burning?

Louis: My burning love for you of course!

Harry: …

Louis: …

Louis: And the kitchen is on fire.

[incorrect-losers]

Bill: Happy gay month, cause you know you gay and stuff

Eddie: Okay thank you

Bill *handing Eddie gifts*: Here I got you this gay balloon cause its got all the colors cause it’s gay

Bill: And I got skittles cause it’s got a rainbow on it

Eddie: Okay

Bill: And I got a cookie cake it says

Bill *singing*: BE WHO YOU AREEEE FOR YOUR PRIDEEEEE

[incorrect-star-allies]

*during Return to Dream Land*

Dedede: Don't take this the wrong way, but I feel like you've become a lot more fun since I've known you.

Meta Knight: Thanks! And if I may return the compliment, I think you've become marginally less annoying.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Ava: Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.

[romanoffshouse]

Random person, gesturing towards Y/N: Excuse me, is this woman bothering you?

Natasha: Yes, but she's my wife. I signed up for this.

[leorobotsworld]

Ruby: Merry Christmas, Pyrrha

Pyrrha: Merry Christmas, Ruby

Ruby/Pyrrha: I got you a Jaune

*Both of them show a paper wrapped Jaune*

Jaune: Hey

Jaune: Hi

Ruby/Pyrrha: Wow, just what I wanted

Ruby: ...

Ruby: Let's make them have sex

Pyrrha: *without hesitation* Yes

Jaune: *confused* What?

Jaune: *breaking free* Finally

[hchollym]

Percy: My partner must be top of the line; graceful, poise, and elegant.

Oliver: *walks into a wall because he's too busy looking at his Quidditch playbook & hasn't showered in 3 days because he's too focused on the upcoming match*

Percy:

Percy: I want that one.

[cidrbutincorrectquotes]

Eddy: Here you go. A nice, hot cup of coffee.

Dib: It's cold.

Eddy: A nice cup of coffee.

Dib: It's horrible.

Eddy: A cup of coffee.

Dib: I'm not sure if this even is coffee.

Eddy: A cup.